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Dear Oinker:

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What have I done? In the last 24 hours, I have eaten the following:
-3 Krispy Kreme doughnuts
-a Fillet Fish sandwich
-a small order of fries
-a grilled cheese sandwich
-a piece of quiche
-a bag of andy kapps cheese fries
-a mere handful of doritos
-17 hershey’s kisses
-2 nalgene bottles of water
-my sense of self worth

I will likely have to be buried in a piano box when I die an early death at the hands of fat.
no workout today… thats alright though, my fat ass worked up quite a glistening sweat just from chewing all of this garbage.

i hate myself today.

B

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About Bridget

One day, Johnny Cash said that he was "...gunna write a tear stained letter..." If it was good enough for The Man in Black, its good enough for me. I love the idea of a letter and, though I send and receive so few of them in my daily life, I still feel that they are a great way to communicate. Especially for someone who has nerves that can sometimes malfunction. A letter allows me to say everything that I need and want to say. I am in love with letters. That makes every letter that I pen a "love" letter. Even that nasty one that I wrote to my X-best friend in the seventh grade. <3

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