Hey fellas! I just want you to know that I am sorry for what I have done to you this evening. It was stupid and wrong of me to put the two of you though all that. It was selfish really. Liver… you have been nothing but cooperative with me and the way you team up with my kidneys to remove the toxins from my body brings a tear to my eye. Guess you were working overtime tonight, eh? I promise to up the iron intake in the coming days to make it up to you. I guess its true when people say that it is easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission. You would have never consented to me practically removing you from my body and floating you in a bucket of gin and lime wedges for a few hours. What was I thinking? We are just going to have to chock this one up to the foolishness of youth. You know that I seldom play that card, so I should have a few left. And you, Brain Cells, I do not even have the words to express my remorse(… I probably killed off your colleagues that contained them) so let me just say that I am sorry, and I will work harder in the future to put the needs of you and Liver over my selfish wants.