Well team, I think you know the drill. Some of the more ridiculous radio stations are going to start playing you today. I am going to pitch a fit like I do every year. I will crab about how they are rushing the holiday season, gagging us with their commercialism, and stripping Christmas of any ounce of decency that hasn’t already been washed away since they started making egg nog all year long… even marketing it around Easter! I will go to my grave saying that I cannot stand having to hear you down in the lobby at work. I will probably even mention that, as a Thanksgiving baby, I feel like this is a personal attack being made on me by the radio stations to eek out Thanksgiving. Lord knows, if they has it their right awful communist way, we would skip Thanksgiving all together… talk about how there is not enough money being made on that holiday so it will have to go. But then again, if they take away Thanksgiving, they could not have those satanic day after sales.
All I am trying to say is that I will bitch about you in public, but you will still fill the solitude of my car with the sounds of Christmas joy.
I love you in secret.