Why are you so tired? I know these last few days have been hectic, but I thought I was getting ample rest for the both of us. What you did during Econ this afternoon was embarrassing. When I ask you to concentrate and stop nodding off, please listen! I just blinked and already you feel like you are made of fine grit sandpaper. Ben Stein cannot hock enough Vizine to solve this ocular crisis. The harder I try to stay awake the more aggressively you begin to shut down. I think I am going to put your lids on a diet. They are getting awfully heavy.
Ok, you win. Just this once, I am going to take a nap. Don’t get used to this, It isn’t a regular thing.