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Dear Arlo:

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How is it possible that you, a 12 lb cat, can make my queen sized bed feel cramped when its just the two of us? I honestly do not understand it. While I love you more than all the stars in the sky, could you back off a little bit? Jeeze kitty. Also, there is no need for you to continue to check if I am still alive every few hours. I am not a snorer, and if I do not move it is because I am sleeping, not dead. So the next time you feel the need to paw me in the face to see if I move, you better retract that paw quickly, you may lose it. Also, Eduardo The Monster is a friend, not a foe. I have told you, he is there because it is far better to have a monster in/on top of our bed than to have one under our bed. Lastly, please take your morning bath elsewhere. I know that you have to lick yourself to groom, but I also know that my apartment has five other rooms and a handful of closets that you could do that in. Not on my 400 thread count!

Love You, Naughty Kitty >^.^<

-the one with opposable thumbs


About Bridget

One day, Johnny Cash said that he was "...gunna write a tear stained letter..." If it was good enough for The Man in Black, its good enough for me. I love the idea of a letter and, though I send and receive so few of them in my daily life, I still feel that they are a great way to communicate. Especially for someone who has nerves that can sometimes malfunction. A letter allows me to say everything that I need and want to say. I am in love with letters. That makes every letter that I pen a "love" letter. Even that nasty one that I wrote to my X-best friend in the seventh grade. <3

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