I blame the downfall of my wardrobe to about 90 lbs that I do not need and you. When I welcomed you into my life I had no idea that you and the comfort i find within your hypo-allergenic green foam would overall lower my standards for fashion. Before you, I would never leave the house in yoga pants and a clever fish shirt. Thats just not who I am. Don’t think that I have not forgotten about how, with your help, I went grocery shopping in the middle of the afternoon wearing a hoodie, a pair if pajama pants, and you.. in all of your chlorophyll stained glory on my feet. I bet people thought that I was homeless or perhaps insane. I could see how they would get that impression. Look here, I am trying to dress like a grown up and from now on, if I wear you, its because I am doing yard work or just going to the basement to get my laundry. Got it? I am sorry, but this is how it has to be.
I have put my foot down and you are not on it.
-size 9 that you know so well